Tuesday, January 21, 2014

"JPY 20-M plastic surgery cyborg" Vanilla has a bolt on her head?


1: ジャンピングパワーボム(新疆ウイグル自治区) 2014/01/14(火) 16:41:58.62 ID:g7MMV0TfP BE:913980825-PLT(12101) ポイント特典
A shocking fact was revealed about the talent Vanilla who has had over 30 plastic surgeries that exceeds over \20 million when she had a medical checkup.

Vanilla, the talent who dreams of becoming a French doll, was on the variety show Watashi no nani ga ikenai no? (TBS) on the 13th. She revealed that her chronic migraine has been getting worse these days, which led to her medical checkup. However, the doctor said that he could not proceed with the MRI as X-ray scans showed clearly that there were 2 bolt-like objects on her skull.

Vanilla explained that this was planted during her major forehead surgery. "I had my head opened once". When inserting artificial bones in her forehead, they cut her scalp and held it with bolts. Vanilla said, "Amazing, it's like there's something coming out of my head! Metal is coming out of my head!".

But it was revealed that those bolts are made of titanium. It's not metal, so they proceeded with the MRI. As a result, her cerebral blood vessel was fine and there was nothing to be worried about. She was told however that when she had surgery on her head, there was a possibility that the nerves under her skin were damaged, leading to the worsening of her migraine, and was prescribed with medications. Vanilla comments: "I felt relieved after hearing that it can be cured. Now I can have more customizations done to myself. I'm thinking of having white teeth that no one else has. Vanilla colored teeth, that is."

Other medical tests showed that a lot of waste is accumulated in her large intestines. Vanilla said: "Wrong. These are rose petals."




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4: アイアンフィンガーフロムヘル(catv?) 2014/01/14(火) 16:45:34.43 ID:kUxYJk050
だれ?ほんとに知らん
Who? I really don't know who she is.
5: セントーン(埼玉県) 2014/01/14(火) 16:45:45.50 ID:iSZCg74h0
画像怖すぎ
The picture's so scary
6: 中年'sリフト(愛知県) 2014/01/14(火) 16:45:51.06 ID:kZY8a9Ya0
フランス人形っていうより在りし日の奥菜恵だよな
Rather than a French doll, she's more like how Megumi Okina looked at one point
9: ストマッククロー(dion軍) 2014/01/14(火) 16:46:43.23 ID:eFMRmvPs0
叶姉妹のもう一人だろ
She's like the other half of the Kano sisters
http://blog-imgs-61-origin.fc2.com/h/e/e/heekogirl/002786_03.jpg
10: ファイヤーバードスプラッシュ(佐賀県) 2014/01/14(火) 16:46:56.11 ID:kZlO13L50
手術費用はどうやって稼いでんだよ
How did she earn the plastic surgery expenses?
37: ジャーマンスープレックス(チベット自治区) 2014/01/14(火) 16:52:43.76 ID:X6QOEXpf0
>>10
キャバ嬢
As a cabaret club girl
11: チキンウィングフェースロック(大阪府) 2014/01/14(火) 16:47:00.03 ID:J9gFthZC0
こいつタレントなのかよw
She's a talent? w
17: ときめきメモリアル(千葉県) 2014/01/14(火) 16:48:18.62 ID:aoLZELtr0
>しかし、そのボルトがチタンだと判明。金属ではないのでMRIが実施できることとなり

チタンって金属じゃないのか?
> But it was revealed that those bolts are made of titanium. It's not metal, so they proceeded with the MRI.

Isn't titanium metal?


165: パロスペシャル(愛媛県) 2014/01/14(火) 18:06:46.49 ID:Fh0xmYkO0
>>17
誤解なく言えば、磁性体では無いとするべき所なんだろうな
もっと厳密に言えば、金属は全部磁性体だけど、その効力が微弱で問題にならないと
To avoid confusion, they should've indicated "non-magnetic substance" instead.
If you want to get into more details, all metals are magnetic, but it's not as strong and it isn't considered a problem.
18: デンジャラスバックドロップ(関東・甲信越) 2014/01/14(火) 16:48:47.24 ID:/EKFiStsO
カスタム費0円で
これ以上の綺麗な子いっぱい居るから世の中って面白いよね
And the funny thing about this world is that there are tons of girls who are more beautiful than her without having to spend a single yen to customize their looks
24: チキンウィングフェースロック(大阪府) 2014/01/14(火) 16:50:40.83 ID:J9gFthZC0
>>18
でも、化粧もほぼカスタムなんだよな…。
Well, make-up is also called customizing...
27: 超竜ボム(香川県) 2014/01/14(火) 16:51:31.99 ID:m+b506lC0
2000万かけて小汚いて
She burned 20 million and still looks filthy...
28: ダイビングヘッドバット(北海道) 2014/01/14(火) 16:51:39.21 ID:QpRbfKXJ0
ここまでやっても全然だめだから浄瑠璃人形を本体と言い張って黒子になればいいのに
She's still no good even after doing this much so she should just say that some kind of puppet is her main body while she can act as the puppeteer dressed in black
95: キングコングラリアット(兵庫県) 2014/01/14(火) 17:16:30.80 ID:HwcLxgx90
>>28
ワロww
そういう芸人がいてもいいよね
LOL ww
I guess we could use a comedian like that.
102: ダイビングフットスタンプ(神奈川県) 2014/01/14(火) 17:19:46.79 ID:kMYd7Iig0
>>95
ウシ君とカエル君っていうコンビの芸人がいるよ
There's the comedy duo of Ushi-kun and Kaeru-kun, though
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31: ジャーマンスープレックス(チベット自治区) 2014/01/14(火) 16:52:03.30 ID:X6QOEXpf0
かのしまいと同じ匂いしかしない
She just reeks of the same smell as the Kano sisters
34: ファイナルカット(東京都) 2014/01/14(火) 16:52:16.16 ID:EU6/srqi0
2枚目は杉本彩に見えなくも無い
The second picture may actually look a bit like Aya Sugimoto
124: 32文ロケット砲(東京都) 2014/01/14(火) 17:40:00.15 ID:o4okaqkQ0
>>34
杉本はほぼ天然だがパーツは似てる
Sugimoto's mostly natural, but the parts look similar


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128: アイアンクロー(dion軍) 2014/01/14(火) 17:40:52.30 ID:YjXJ+9k60
>>124
すげえ全く似てない
Amazing, looks nothing like her
47: ジャーマンスープレックス(チベット自治区) 2014/01/14(火) 16:56:38.01 ID:X6QOEXpf0
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始めてテレビでこの人を見たのもこの番組かw
This is also the show where I saw her on TV for the first time w
54: フォーク攻撃(群馬県) 2014/01/14(火) 16:59:02.72 ID:6yHhY3Xj0
ボルトで止めるとか…
なんでそんなことちたんだ…
Holding it in place with bolts...
Why'd you do something like that?
56: ショルダーアームブリーカー(東京都) 2014/01/14(火) 16:59:29.54 ID:g7QDAvFI0
これだけ改造してもそんなに綺麗じゃないんだな
なんか可哀想
まあ綺麗というか理想の自分に向かっての改造なのかな
And even after all these modifications, she still isn't that beautiful.
I feel sorry for her.
Well, I guess it's her way of heading towards her ideal sense of beauty.
65: ストマッククロー(dion軍) 2014/01/14(火) 17:02:46.25 ID:eFMRmvPs0
>>56
一度整形すると他の部分が気になって整形するようになるんだよ
年取って劣化してくとそこを直すって感じで止まらない
整形すること自体が病気って感じ
Once you have plastic surgery, you'll also start worrying about your other parts and have them fixed as well.
It's something that you can't stop, like having your deteriorated portions fixed as you grow old.
It's like the act of having plastic surgery itself is a disease.
62: ファイナルカット(神奈川県) 2014/01/14(火) 17:01:27.97 ID:1WarX8EO0
最早生身である必要がないな
リカちゃん人形にマイクとカメラ仕込んで遠隔操作したら?
There's no more need for her to be true human being.
What about stuffing a Rika-chan doll with a microphone and camera, then operate it remotely?


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101: ボ ラギノール(西日本) 2014/01/14(火) 17:18:38.12 ID:fvXoCrno0
>>62
そこでミクさんですよ。
That's where Miku-san will come into the picture
87: 膝十字固め(大阪府) 2014/01/14(火) 17:11:57.36 ID:WjJCQalR0
ブサイクやんけ
むしろ整形する前はどんな顔してたの?
She looks ugly.
How did she look before her plastic surgery?
90: ネックハンギングツリー(富山県) 2014/01/14(火) 17:14:14.13 ID:57c2CGse0
>これでどんどんカスタム(整形手術)がきでる。
これのせいで既にゾンビになりかけのイメージがわく
> Now I can have more customizations done to myself.

Because of this, I'm starting to imagine that she's about to turn into a zombie.
98: アイアンクロー(dion軍) 2014/01/14(火) 17:17:31.06 ID:YjXJ+9k60
2000万使って佐々木希あたりにすら一㍉も勝ててないのが泣ける
It's really sad how she spent 20 million and couldn't even beat the likes of Nozomi Sasaki, not even by a single millimeter
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109: リバースパワースラム(東日本) 2014/01/14(火) 17:25:48.73 ID:xnXRF0+D0
数千万かけてこれなら
不細工のままで金稼ぐ作家と結婚して
夫婦で億単位の年収がある
森三中の大島とかの方がコスパがいいな
Instead of looking like this after spending millions, it would've been better if she stayed ugly, married a writer who earns a lot, and the couple could be earning 100s of millions a year combined. Look at Oshima of Mori Sanchu, she's much more cost-efficient.
166: ジャンピングパワーボム(dion軍) 2014/01/14(火) 18:08:05.25 ID:7WzD43gEP
(;・∀・)

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172: ドラゴンスープレックス(兵庫県) 2014/01/14(火) 18:13:12.16 ID:4wHToC2o0
>>166
17歳時を見るに、特にいじる必要もなかった
キャバ嬢のすっぴんとかこんなもんだぞ

今現在の整形しまくった後だって、
化粧無しだったら、元の顔よりよっぽどクリーチャーに仕上がってると思うわ
Based on her picture when she was 17, she didn't look like she even needed to change anything at all.
This is pretty much how you expect cabaret club girls would look like without any makeup on.

And post-plastic surgery, I think she'd look much more like a creature now without any makeup on compared to her original face.
176: ジャンピングエルボーアタック(福岡県) 2014/01/14(火) 18:17:00.42 ID:uKcgpl7C0
>>166
19歳当時でやめときゃ良かったのに
She should've stopped at 19
181: ジャンピングエルボーアタック(福岡県) 2014/01/14(火) 18:19:32.72 ID:uKcgpl7C0
整形の為に風俗で働き、ホストにフラれるたびに整形をし、
また風俗にのめり込む
嫌われ松子みたいな人生…(-人-)
She worked as a prostitue in order to raise money for her surgical expenses, and whenever a host dumps her she'd have plastic surgery, and once again immerse herself in being a prostitute.
That's like the life of Kiraware Matsuko...(-人-)
182: バックドロップ(禿) 2014/01/14(火) 18:21:07.81 ID:vr7iz42z0
この人頑張ってメディアに出続けて欲しい
整形のデメリットをリアルタイムで見せて欲しい
I want this person to do her best and keep apeparing on media.
I want her to show the people the demerits of plastic surgery in real time.
196: トラースキック(空) 2014/01/14(火) 18:38:36.37 ID:U6+eYGdh0
ブスだけどメンタルが強くて良かった
整形なんてするもんじゃない
She may be ugly, but at least she's got strong conviction.
Plastic surgery is something that shouldn't be done that easily.
198: ドラゴンスリーパー(東京都) 2014/01/14(火) 18:40:52.48 ID:Sii0QyGX0
背中からガトリングガンが出るように改造してほしいな
あと足はホバークラフトかキャタピラ
手からロケットが発射出来るようにしてもらって
そんなところだな
I hope she modifies herself so that a gatling gun will come out from her back.
Then modify her feet as a hovercraft or a caterpillar.
Then maybe have rockets coming out of her hands.
That's it, I guess.
202: 魔神風車固め(兵庫県) 2014/01/14(火) 18:47:25.95 ID:LBkCriBv0
>>198
何と戦う気だよ(´・ω・`)
What will she be going up against? 




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