Source: http://news.livedoor.com/article/detail/7608457/
HIRO may be 43, but he's got the body of an Olympic athlete, and countless models have been linked to him ever since he was young. His secret? His super hip movement technique where he can pump like a piston 100 times in 1 minute. A certain model who has had experience with HIRO says: "When I had sex with HIRO-san, he'd piston me so quickly like a machine and it won't even take me 3 minutes until I reach orgasm". Ueto will definitely get pregnant with HIRO's legendary moves anytime soon.
Source: http://news.livedoor.com/article/detail/7608457/
That's so disgusting!
Shuukan Jitsuwa (huge fat lie)
So they earn money with this kind of article?
ポニョの歌くらいの早さ
100 times a minute isn't that fast.
That's just the same speed as the Ponyo song.
- 8: 風吹けば名無し 2013/12/06 04:00:35 ID:yoUdEAZo
- >>5大草原不可避
ROFLMAO
- 15: 風吹けば名無し 2013/12/06 04:02:23 ID:idCFbgbf
- >>5草生えた
Grass just grew *
* (another term for LOL. Refers to 'wwwww' that looks like grass)
- 19: 風吹けば名無し 2013/12/06 04:03:28 ID:gk+yA2i3
- >>5ごめんちょっと意味が分からないw
Sorry, I don't think I get it w
- 27: 風吹けば名無し 2013/12/06 04:05:26 ID:IruvGdlZ
- >>19ぽにょがメトロノームの100くらいの速さってことちゃう？
Doesn't it mean that the Ponyo song is about 100 on the metronome?
- 35: 風吹けば名無し 2013/12/06 04:06:38 ID:kFXRGQVJ
- >>19テンポ100ってことやな
It means it has a tempo of 100
- 21: 風吹けば名無し 2013/12/06 04:04:14 ID:STmbN/NW
- >>5草生える
Grass grew
- 26: 風吹けば名無し 2013/12/06 04:05:13 ID:ypccpQtf
- >>5どういうことやねん笑ってもうたわ
What's the meaning of this, I just LOL'd
- 43: 風吹けば名無し 2013/12/06 04:08:46 ID:idCFbgbf
- >>26ポニョの歌に合わせて手拍子してみ
それがHIROのセッ○ス音や
Try clapping your hands along with the Ponyo song.
That's the sound of HIRO having sex.
- 28: 風吹けば名無し 2013/12/06 04:05:45 ID:WOmuMVsx
- >>5草はえる
Grass grew
- 52: 風吹けば名無し 2013/12/06 04:10:02 ID:V5LFqF9k
- >>5クソワロタ
ROFLMAO
- 75: 風吹けば名無し 2013/12/06 04:13:42 ID:WQ7Oqr3B
- >>5のせいでポニョスレに
And because of >>5, this has turned into a Ponyo thread
- 83: 風吹けば名無し 2013/12/06 04:14:47 ID:fkRM4GI8
- >>5天才湧くよな
We have a genius over here
Even Aya Ueto-san will swoon over this
ﾊﾟﾝ ﾊﾟﾝ ﾊﾟﾝ ﾊﾟﾝ ﾊﾟﾝ ﾊﾟﾝ ﾊﾟﾝ ﾊﾟﾝ ﾊﾟﾝ ﾊﾟﾝ
Po-nyo Po-nyo Ponyo Sakana no ko ♪
*pan pan pan pan pan pan pan pan pan pan
- 25: 風吹けば名無し 2013/12/06 04:05:10 ID:idCFbgbf
- >>22パン が2回多いんだよなあ
That's 2 pans too many
Give me HIRO's muscles, yo
Ahh~
- 34: 風吹けば名無し 2013/12/06 04:06:29 ID:gSXmZBmG
- >>31筋肉があるように加工してみせてこの程度か
Just this much even after photoshop it to make it look like he has muscles?
- 39: 風吹けば名無し 2013/12/06 04:07:24 ID:RaMBR9Tq
- >>31思ってたより頭大きい
でもええ身体やなぁ～
His head is bigger than what I've imagined.
But he's got such a nice body~.
あんなもんや
Try swinging your hips along to the Ponyo song.
It's just like that.
Metronome : Tempo 100
テンポ100くらいの歌
Songs that have around a tempo of 100
- 45: 風吹けば名無し 2013/12/06 04:09:03 ID:gSXmZBmG
- >>38遅くて草はえる
That's so slow, grass is growing
- 47: 風吹けば名無し 2013/12/06 04:09:38 ID:yoUdEAZo
- >>38ドラえもんのテーマ、
あん (ﾊﾟﾝ) あん (ﾊﾟﾝ) あん (ﾊﾟﾝ)
で草生えた
The Doraemon theme song,
grass grew at the part
An (pan) an (pan) an (pan)
- 58: 風吹けば名無し 2013/12/06 04:10:50 ID:5y74RVWO
- >>38全然超絶腰ふりじゃないじゃん
You can't call that super hip movement at all
- 151: 風吹けば名無し 2013/12/06 04:41:45 ID:ZQz0w8fG
- >>38スローセッ○スやないか
That's just slow sex
こういう事か
サンキュー
Po-nyo (pan) Po-nyo (pan) Ponyo (pan) Sa (pan) ka (pan) na (pan) no (pan) ko (pan)
Like this?
Thank you.
- 55: 風吹けば名無し 2013/12/06 04:10:18 ID:tcEFSHn8
- >>41違う
Wrong
- 56: 風吹けば名無し 2013/12/06 04:10:45 ID:X0nt7iBz
- >>41違い過ぎて草
LOL, that's so wrong
- 61: 風吹けば名無し 2013/12/06 04:11:26 ID:HK0zGuV7
- >>41さかなのこで急にハードになるな
Don't become so hard so suddenly at the "sakana no ko♪" part
- 64: 風吹けば名無し 2013/12/06 04:12:04 ID:yoUdEAZo
- >>41後半テンポアップやめーや
Don't increase the tempo towards the end
- 66: 風吹けば名無し 2013/12/06 04:12:27 ID:cK7dhiNq
- >>41変速ピストンで草
LOLing at the piston with variable speed
- 69: 風吹けば名無し 2013/12/06 04:13:00 ID:lb6Vdqiy
- >>41全く一定になってなくて草不可避
LOL, that's not consistent at all
- 81: 風吹けば名無し 2013/12/06 04:14:40 ID:K9g6s3Ai
- >>41ここ最近で一番笑った
I think this is the most I laughed these days
- 136: 風吹けば名無し 2013/12/06 04:33:37 ID:tk4KXgEs
- 笑われてるけど、単調なリズムよりも>>41 のリズムの方が喜ばれるぞ
People may be laughing at it, but girls will enjoy >>41's rhythm much more than a simple rhythm
It won't be consistent with this article if it isn't this fast
- 120: 風吹けば名無し 2013/12/06 04:27:20 ID:D9gI+Wr+
- >>67この曲はたしかbpm210とかやな
This song is about 210bpm, right?
I feel that thumping with a variable speed piston feels much better than something that goes on at the same rhythm
- 84: 風吹けば名無し 2013/12/06 04:14:47 ID:fgeihPet
- >>70リズムってのは変速やで
テンポが一定なものや
Rhythm's speed is variable.
It's the tempo that's consistent.
崖の上のポニョ／藤岡藤巻と大橋のぞみ
主要テンポ（BPM）：120
Gake no ue no Ponyo / Fujimaki Fujioka and Nozomi OhashiBPM：120
- 96: 風吹けば名無し 2013/12/06 04:19:10 ID:idCFbgbf
- >>91もっと遅いのか（驚愕）
So he's even slower than this, huh (shocked)
- 98: 風吹けば名無し 2013/12/06 04:19:49 ID:4OUQPL4f
- >>91ポニョのほうがHIROよりすごいんか
So Ponyo is more amazing than HIRO, huh
So Outrage's Kippei Shiina's slow sex is about 50?
Maru Maru Mori Mori's rhythm isn't suited for sex?
It's an article that no one benefits from
- 174: 風吹けば名無し 2013/12/06 05:10:44 ID:iLVON845
- >>173これだけ楽しめた時点で少なくともワイらは得してる
The fact that we enjoyed it this much means that we benefited from it
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